sad story, i know. but i have decided that this is an appropriate diagnosis for my beloved, yet troubled cat.
she's pretty, ain't she? well, all that luxuriously soft fur hides a menacing problem. see, my cat routinely gorges herself on what i can only believe is tasteless, undesirable dry cat food. following this, she finds an extremely inconvenient place where she promptly gags, wretches, and expels her just-consumed meal. places such as here,
or here,
or here...
and, since she's my cat, i always have the responsibility of cleaning it up. if i could just get her to understand that she's not fat--she's furry...
she's pretty, ain't she? well, all that luxuriously soft fur hides a menacing problem. see, my cat routinely gorges herself on what i can only believe is tasteless, undesirable dry cat food. following this, she finds an extremely inconvenient place where she promptly gags, wretches, and expels her just-consumed meal. places such as here,
or here,
or here...
and, since she's my cat, i always have the responsibility of cleaning it up. if i could just get her to understand that she's not fat--she's furry...
so many laughs during this read. your beloved, yet troubled cat. i'll always remember K saying that Liza says "meow" but Maggie says "growl!"
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